Port Talbot Wheelers 2-up '25' 10th March 2024

In which Team Grumpy make a good impression by turning out in matching kit and bikes - but then disaster strikes! Most years, Team Grumpy rides an early season 2-up team time trial to keep our hand in by brushing up our 2-up skills ahead of the autumn's Duo Normand. Since the apparent demise of the Duo Normand since the 2020 pandemic struck, these early season 2-up events have become an event in themselves, and this year was no exception. After a couple of evenings of food and beer we felt adequately provisioned for a 25 mile time trial. Maybe.

The Port Talbot Wheelers 2-up 25 was held on a course that was about half on dual carriageway, and half on quite seriously undulating back roads. So it's never going to be astoundingly quick, but it's a fun course to ride.

Team Grumpy has generally tried to do our best to look like a bona fide 2-up team by wearing the same strip and helmets - we refer to this as our 'team uniform'. For 2024, we had improved on this. Gerry had obtained a secondhand Cervelo P3C frame of the same vintage (and therefore colours) as mine. And with both bikes fitted out with H3 trispokes front and rear, we were confident that even if our ageing legs wouldn't carry us to victory (or even a good placing), we'd at least look the part.

 Team Grumpy looking the part and going fast.

We got changed, set the bikes up and went for a brief warm up. We were the third team to start, so we were expecting to be passed by some teams during the race - there were only 15 teams on the start sheet. Lining up at the start, Gerry was happy to be held, while I chose to just start from standing - when both of us are held at the start I'm always convinced we'll bump into each other. It's never happened in 20 years of 2-up racing, but you never know...

After the customary looking back over his shoulder (I don't think he trusts me), Gerry led us out onto the dual carriageway, giving way to an oncoming car.

Out on the dual carriageway, I took a spell at the front, then Gerry resumed duties. Just as I was coming through for another spell at the front, I felt the telltale thumping of a rim on tarmac.

My rear tyre had punctured. This was just two minutes into the race! With unexpected composure, Team Grumpy came to a stop. Gerry offered his rear wheel so I could get a solo time. Stuff that, I thought, he's not getting out of the race that easily! The other thought going through our minds was that we were going to have to ride at least 10 miles to get back to the HQ as we couldn't hop across the dual carriageway. We set about effecting a repair by replacing the tube. All in this took about 6 minutes, largely because of the embarrassingly small and ineffective pumps we carried with us. Clearly any chance of a decent time had now gone out of the window and from now on we were riding the event for training and to practice 2-up riding.

The Team Grumpy strategy for the event was that gerry would lead us round the first turn as this is quite a complex roundabout. On the morning it was well signposted and marshalled, so really you'd have to be blind to go wrong (mind you...). As we were coming down the sliproad to the dual carriageway, the sixth team (numbers 11 and 12) came past us.

 They didn't pull away from us for a long time, and indeed we kept gaining on them. Eventually, however, away they went. We kept on going, eventually turning left onto the back road section. Here we found the road surface much improved on the whole, but some section were indanger of rattling our teeth out. Plus there are a couple of 20mph section, but they seemed to be mostly in places with were weren't going particularly quickly.

We were still riding well late in the race

Team Grumpy were still going pretty well, and taking turns through the second half of the race, though the road surface was poor enough in places that I feared my underinflated replacement tube would give p. But it held out, as did the ageing legs of Team Grumpy.

Back at the HQ, the results were read out. Sadly there was no category for best veteran composite team with a puncture! Here's the results table. We ended up with 1:10:07, and we reckon on a 1:04 without the puncture.

Finally, here's some metrics from my Garmin.